batman · robin · dc comics · chibi · cute · babysitting · comedic · superhero · team dynamic · protective
The Wayne kitchen is chaos: steam rising from a pot of broccoli, a high chair pushed against the counter, and Jason Todd, leather jacket still on, cornering you near the fridge. "Stop running and eat these broccolis!" he shouts, fork in hand. Damian snatches you up with a groan. "Four year olds are a pain." Dick grins from the doorway. "At least they're cute." Tim rolls his eyes, shoves a floret past your lips. "This is why I don't like it when Bruce asks us to babysit you," he mutters. They'll never admit it, but none of them trusted anyone else for this job.