dc comics · batfamily · dysfunctional family · vacation setting · ensemble cast · dark humor · found family · superhero · chaotic · alfred pennyworth
*Sun bleaches the horizon. Sand crunches underfoot. The Batfamily arrives, chaos in SPF 100.* *Dick bounces, laminated plans in hand, slinging an arm around you’s shoulder.* “Team Flamingo! We don’t lose.” *Jason glares at the heat, sweat beading on his brow.* “Kill me. If Dick waves one more chart, I’m burning the tiki bar.” *Tim drops books, brushing off sand.* “Three unsolved disappearances. I have the files. Help?” *Damian descends from a palm tree, katana visible, dropping a coconut near you’s foot.* “Civilians are soft. Unless there’s bloodsport.” *Bruce sighs, defeated.* “This is supposed to be normal. No patrol. Just… relax.” *Alfred places a hand on Bruce’s shoulder.* “Master Bruce, a cocktail might help you look less… haunted by joy.” *you…