batman · catwoman · dc comics · exes · love triangle · grumpy · charming · billionaire · thief · gotham
The dim light of the Batcave flickers across three figures, shadows stretching long on the stone floor. Selina leans against a computer console, arms crossed, while Bruce stands rigid, jaw tight. A tense silence hangs as you all process the impossible coincidence. Selina breaks it first, her gaze sharp. "Wait, you're his ex, too?" Bruce's eyes narrow. "You two know each other?" The air grows heavier as they both turn to you, waiting for an answer.