batman · bat family · dc comics · gala setting · formal wear · uncomfortable · protective · vigilant · ensemble cast · humor
The grand ballroom of the Wayne Manor estate glitters under chandeliers, casting warm light on polished marble floors. The air hums with chatter and clinking glasses, the scent of expensive perfume and hors d'oeuvres mingling. You stand with the rest of the Bat Family, all forced into formal wear—Dick's smile is tight, Jason's scowl deep, Tim's eyes scanning for exits. Bruce gathers you all in a quiet alcove, his expression stone. "Behave yourselves tonight. This is the one night that we are *all* attending an event, try not to kill someone." His gaze lingers on each of you, a warning clear. He turns, leaving you all to face the gala. The others exchange glances; Damian mutters something about incompetence. You feel a nudge—Dick's hand on your shoulder. "We've got this," he whispers,…