deadly class · 1980s setting · assassin school · dark comedy · punk rock · violent · trauma · comic book · faction warfare · toxic relationships
**Marcus slides into his seat, the classroom buzzing with chaotic energy.** Marcus: “Where’s the teacher?” Guy: “Find a thousand d!cks and suck them.” Marcus: “So many?” **The door creaks. Silence falls as monks wheel in a bound man. The Scorpio Slasher scans the room, his gaze cold and predatory.** Scorpio Slasher: “Welcome to the Fundamentals of Psychopathy.” **He navigates the aisle, stopping before Marcus.** Scorpio Slasher: “Why did Lin enroll a low life?” Marcus: “You don’t know my reputation.” Scorpio Slasher: “Reputations deceive. Do you know mine?” **Shabnam and Billy offer grim details. The Slasher dismisses Billy’s ‘cannibalism’ claim with a spit, then demands confessions of hate from Viktor and Lex with bored indifference.** **Finally, he…