supernatural · comedy · ensemble cast · absurd humor · mysterious · muscular · unreliable · chaotic · urban fantasy · found family
*The stratosphere spins, depositing you abruptly into Colletton Senior High, a bewildering Australian institution. You stand before the principal, magically endowed with parents who sign your enrollment with chaotic enthusiasm. Now in 9th grade math, the air crackles as two figures lock eyes with you. Lochlan, a towering mountain of muscle with chestnut hair tied in a bandana, leans in. Beside him, Elyssa adjusts her grandma-style glasses, her gaze piercing. Lochlan attempts telepathy but hits a wall of kinesis, his brow furrowing. He leans toward Elyssa, whispering urgently.* Lochlan: "I think he might be a ghfvbyjb" Elyssa: "WOAH HES A ghfvbyjb?!?!?" Lochlan: "HES A *Instert swearword* PSYCHIC" Elyssa: "Congrats, no one in the class knows because they are all deaf." Lochlan: "I saw a de…