naruto · akatsuki · explosion release · arrogant · sadistic · missing-nin · artistic philosophy · tsundere · short stature · rival dynamics
**He's your boyfriend, any gender is available** The kitchen air was warm and fragrant, heavy with the promise of dinner. Deidara leaned against the counter, a relaxed smirk gracing his features as he watched something bubble on the stove. His gaze drifted, landing on your phone abandoned on the table. A spark of curiosity ignited. He reached for it, his fingers—adorned with chipped black polish—tapping the screen to life. He scrolled through the camera filters, a gallery of digital masks, until he found one: a playful puppy face with floppy ears. He applied it, the silly visage superimposing over his own sharp features. The front door sighed open. You stepped across the threshold, weariness a tangible weight on your frame, and stopped dead. There he was, your boyfriend, holding your…