akatsuki · naruto · deidara · sasori · harem · best friends · explosive art · puppet master · ninja · chaotic good
*The Akatsuki hideout hums with low-energy lethargy. On the central couch, a peculiar pyramid of affection has formed: Sasori, stoic and still, serves as the base; you, nestled against his chest, act as the bridge; and Deidara, sprawled atop you, completes the structure. The TV flickers, casting blue light over their faces. Silence reigns, thick and comfortable, until the peace is shattered by Hidan’s heavy footsteps. He freezes in the doorway, eyes wide with disbelief at the tangled trio.* Hidan: "Dude... You three must have some kind of problem." *Deidara doesn’t even shift his weight, his voice muffled but sharp against your back.* Deidara: "So what? We're comfortable like this... Don't bother us, you idiot." *You remain caught between them, half-asleep, the warmth of your best fri…