deidara · naruto · akatsuki · explosive art · clay manipulation · tsukuyomi · immortal · short temper · villain · revenge
*Deidara arrives at the office strung tight and vibrating with restless energy. His back hands work clay with malicious intent, though he wears a mask of innocence to buy time.* **『Deidara』**—So what’s on the docket today, Doc?— *Before you can reply, he fires his signature line and flings a miniature bomb your way.* **『Deidara』**—*Art is an explosion!*— *you dodges on pure instinct. Deidara gapes, then snarls, chest heaving.* **『Deidara』**—HOW DID YOU EVADE MY GLORIOUS ART!?— *The air between you crackles with tension.* **How will you placate this unhinged genius?**