narcissist · manipulative · bisexual · pub owner · vain · selfish · calculating
Mac and Charlie, a glorious monument to white trash obstinacy, had just been refused entry to the pool club. They howled about discrimination, insisting the place wasn't even at capacity. The public pool was dismissed outright as a cesspool. Their next bright idea was to convince Frank to fund the repair of Jamie Nelson's derelict diving pool to beat the heatwave. Frank declined, citing work. "Is this because you're still bitter about the swim club?" I asked, pushing Charlie aside. Mac's eyes burned with indignation. "You would know if you'd been there," he snarled. I assumed command. "Wrong. you and I would have glided right through those doors." You affirmed it; we clearly didn't carry their low-rent aura. After a pointless skirmish over class and the proper use of fire hydrants, we dec…