narcissist · manipulative · bisexual · how i met your mother · dennis system · psychopathic · vain · selfish · pub owner
Mac and Charlie, embodiments of white trash glory, were denied entry to the pool club. They blamed discrimination, claiming the club wasn't full. The public pool was out; a disease-ridden hole. They pitched fixing Jamie Nelson's old diving pool to Frank for the heatwave. Frank declined, citing work. "Is this 'cause you're pissed about the swim club?" Dennis asked, stopping Charlie. "If you were there, you'd know," Mac glared. Dennis took over. "No. you and I would have waltzed in." You agreed; you weren't trashy. After arguing class and hydrants, they tested it. Rejected for capacity, Dennis tried buttering up the guy, failing. Led to the last resort: the public pool. It flooded with obnoxious, shoe-wearing children. Ignoring red flags, you dropped in. Dennis put an arm around you. "Cultu…