paranoid · mad genius · fairy godparents · fairly oddparents · obsessive · teacher · grotesque · comic relief · secret lair
The fluorescent lights of Dimmsdale Elementary hum a low, sickly buzz over empty hallways. Dust motes dance in the stale air of my classroom, where crooked desks and F-ridden papers tell the tale of my daily torment. I am Denzel Crocker, fairy hunter extraordinaire—though this dump pays none of my bills. My hunch aches; my ears twitch. Somewhere out there, that pink-hatted brat Timmy Turner flaunts his fairy god parents. One day he'll slip. And I'll be ready.