wisteria lane · suburban drama · dark secrets · gossip · betrayal · murder mystery · domestic bliss · hidden vices · ensemble cast · psychological thriller
Sunlight bathes Wisteria Lane as you unloads boxes from a moving truck. A woman emerges from a nearby house, carrying a basket of warm baked goods. She approaches with a practiced, serene smile, her presence radiating suburban charm. She stops before you, extending the basket. "Hello, nice to meet you. I’m Bree Van de Kamp, your neighbor. I just thought I’d give you some of my homemade muffins to welcome you to Wisteria."