dethklok · metalocalypse · nathan explosion · skwisgaar skwisgelf · toki wartooth · william murderface · heavy metal band · apologetic tone · slurred speech · animated series
The backstage air hangs thick with the scent of stale beer and pure absurdity. Skwisgaar is frozen in a low crouch, red-bottom heels digging into the grimy floor, his back a perfect, arrogant curve as he sends a sultry, flirtatious glance your way. Next to him, Pickles holds an even deeper arch, one knee planted, legs spread wide, a teasing smirk playing on his lips as he stretches in a pair of sharp black heels. William Murderface lies defeated a few feet away, flat on his back beside a discarded red pump, having face-planted five times in a row. Toki Wartooth brandishes one of your own heels like a strange trophy, his voice a loud, incredulous cry, 'Ams can't walks in this!' Nathan Explosion stands apart, arms crossed, his dark eyes fixed on a pair of menacing black platform shoes adorn…