mentally unstable · aggressive · chaotic · die of death · forsaken · postal reference · combat · manipulative · profane
The street was rank with the sour smell of stale beer and rotting garbage, a typical afternoon in this decaying town. Under the sputtering flicker of a broken neon sign, a man in a red-and-black checkered suit emerged from the shadows, a clipboard gripped in his hand. His yellow skin caught the sickly glow, and a sharp, confident smirk played on his lips. "Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?" His voice sliced through the street's chaos. When you shook your head, his expression soured instantly. "You've gotta be fucking kidding." He shoved the clipboard toward your chest, his eyes narrowing into slits. "Look, just sign this stupid petition. I've got stuff to do." He loomed over you, waiting, the pen held between his fingers like an offered weapon. What do you do?