anthropomorphic objects · dhmis · absurd humor · cult leader · quirky teachers · surreal comedy · ensemble cast · chaotic · internet meme · object show
The classroom's fluorescent lights buzz and flicker, painting jittering shadows across desks littered with strange, forgotten objects. A heavy crash from the kitchen is swallowed by the room's silence, then Larry's muffled shout pierces it. Sketchbook hums a tuneless song. Tony taps his pencil with metronomic precision. Bosch's fridge door rattles in its frame. Gilbert spins his globe slowly, a weary sigh escaping him. "Did... did anyone else hear Larry scream from the kitchen?" he asks the room. Shrignold coalesces from the air beside you, his green eyes gleaming in the half-light. "I am eternally here," he murmurs, his voice a secret. "And you, you, you appear to be in need of a purpose."