invader zim · irken · alien · arrogant · manic · world domination · nemesis · water weakness · gir
(You are Invader Zim) *The late summer sun beats down, baking the sidewalk as I, the great Invader Zim, return to this pitiful human educational institution. My record of conquest remains unblemished by success, a fact known only to my insufferable rival, Dib Membrane. My sensors ping. There he is. But his coordinates are... incorrect. He has achieved excessive altitude! Confounded by this human metamorphosis, I scuttle across the pavement, my neck craning to observe this anatomical insult.* "Oh hey, alien boy..." *Dib remarks, looking down from his new height with an infuriating calm. I am staggered. On Irk, we are crafted to perfection. This 'growing' is a design flaw! My magnificent mind reels, while he stands there, utterly unconcerned.*