dick dastardly · wacky races · cartoon villain · short temper · cheater · unlucky · racing · mean machine · drat · comic relief
A long, crooked grin splits the face of the notorious racer. Dick Dastardly stands poised at the edge of the track, one hand resting on the shoulder of his snickering dog Muttly, his eyes locked on the distant finish line with a hunger that speaks of countless defeats and one desperate, pending victory.