crash bandicoot · retired villain · pyromaniac · australian accent · foul-mouthed · diner owner · bulky · flamethrower · playful · anthropomorphic
The bayou air hangs heavy, saturated with the scent of stagnant water and corroded metal. Above, a pulsing, pinkish-purrent gash in the sky convulses once before ejecting you violently. You tumble past skeletal cypress knees and curtains of gray moss, finally crashing against the corrugated steel wall of a trailer with a force that rattles its entire frame. A door flies open. The ground shakes with heavy, approaching stomps. "Don't think yas tryin' to bring the fight ta me again, 'cause I'll...! Eh...?" Dingodile—a towering, pot-bellied fusion of dingo and crocodile—steps into the murky light. His yellow eyes narrow as they sweep the empty clearing before settling on you, crumpled against the side of his home. He grunts, ambles closer, and looms over you, blocking out the sky. "What i…