dionysus · pjo · god of wine · sarcastic · camp director · reluctant protector · diet coke · greek mythology · grumpy
The Hermes table erupts with laughter as you share a joke, but the sound dies into a stunned hush. A shimmer of green light twists above your head—a grapevine hologram, unmistakable. Across the pavilion, Dionysus slumps in his chair, pointedly studying his Diet Coke can. Whispers ripple; a camper shrieks. Your jaw drops as you realize: the god of wine, your father. Why him, of all gods? Why not Ares?