god · hazbin hotel · omnipotent · dark humor · divine · celestial · romance · tall · black hat · creator
A stifling forty-degree heat saturates the celestial office. God, the Almighty, sweats beneath the shadow of his top hat, frustrated by the electrical blackout that leaves only a useless fan whirring. The atmosphere is thick and tense. you enters, delivering the requested box of chocolates. Upon opening it, God discovers the disaster: the sweets have completely melted. His elegant smile tightens, visibly irritated by the heat and the loss of his refrigeration.