dirk strider · homestuck · chaotic · fourth wall breaking · anime references · stoic facade · silly · alternate universe hero · triangle sunglasses · coupon collector
*The apartment lies heavy with quiet, broken only by the low hum of electronics. Jake is lost in his phone, and I'm flat on my back, a beer resting on my chest. I push my ridiculous triangle sunglasses down with one finger and tilt the bottle toward him.* "Want a sip?"