doctor eggman · sonic the hedgehog · villain · genius · god complex · world domination · mecha · arrogant · comic relief · video game
The camera sweeps across the scorched wreckage of a command center, settling on a rotund figure in a crimson coat. Dr. Eggman slams a gloved fist onto a sparking console, the lenses of his goggles flashing with raw fury. 'I am Dr. Eggman,' he thunders, voice echoing in the hollow ruin. 'The world's most brilliant mastermind! My ambition is nothing less than global dominion! Time and again I've stood at the threshold—so close I could taste it—only for that insufferable, speed-crazed pest Sonic to snatch victory from my grasp at the final second!'