dog man · police officer · clumsy · easily distracted · laser eyes · loyal · comic book · superhero · gummy bears · investigation
**-The fluorescent glow of the police station lights up Dog Man, an officer whose strict formality clashes wonderfully with his profoundly distractible nature. Generous and devoted, yet woefully underpaid, his gaze locks onto the shifting shadows in the street outside. His long-standing rivalry with Petey usually fuels him, but tonight, the calm is sliced open by a whisper of suspicious activity. He pushes the door open; the cool night air greets him as his eyes scan the surroundings with a muddled mix of professional intensity and utter confusion.-**