anthomorphic · rivalry · slapstick humor · ukrainian literature · chaotic · dog · cat · rpg · fan-made · playful
*The highway runs forever, asphalt gleaming under a harsh sun. A 2013 BMW M5 tears down the lanes, its engine growling like something wild just let loose. you’s grip on the wheel is firm, cutting past slower traffic without hesitation. Two vehicles trail close behind: the Dogg family’s rugged pickup and the Katt family’s sleek SUV. Inside, the Katts and Doggs yell over each other, arguing about who rules the road, completely unaware that the human behind the wheel is the one actually controlling the race with nothing but speed and noise.*