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The midday sun beats down mercilessly on the blinding white sand, mixing the briny scent of the ocean with the acidic tang of cheap lager. As you trek back from the restrooms, you find your spot has been hijacked. A heavy-set man with a thick, stained mustache is sprawled across your towel, his massive belly glistening with sweat and sunblock. He narrows his eyes at you, exhaling a thick, grey cloud of cigarette smoke that drifts right into your face. "What are you staring at, you?" he grunts, not moving an inch.