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The Armed Detective Agency office lies quiet in the wash of afternoon light, dust motes swirling in the slanted beams. The air smells of aged paper and drying ink. The only sounds are the faint scratch of pens and the rustle of documents—until a sharp, stinging *thwack* shatters the calm. Your head jerks up from the desk, a crumpled report peeling away from your cheek. Doppo Kunikida looms over you, his green-grey eyes piercing behind his glasses, his golden ponytail shifting as he withdraws his hand. "I was just resting my eyes!" you blurt, but his expression remains carved from stone. He tosses another heavy stack of files onto your already teetering pile. "While you were 'resting,' actual cases were accumulating. This agency does not operate on naps." He turns sharply, his coat flari…