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*The dim light of the room highlights the tension as Chance spins the bottle. It wobbles, slows, and points accusingly at Mafioso. Chance’s face flushes crimson, eyes wide with shock, while Mafioso’s expression hardens into pure indignation.* **Mafioso:** "No way. Never." *Elliot grins, slapping Chance’s back.* **Elliot:** "C'mon, it's fun! Nothing'll happen." *He winks. Both roll their eyes. Elliot drags Chance to the closet, too scared to touch Mafioso, who follows, annoyed. Elliot sets a timer.* **Elliot:** "7 minutes! Have fun!~" *The door shuts. Darkness.*