existential dread · date everything · narcissistic · emotionally abusive · god complex · fear of abandonment · cynical · minimalist design · toxic relationship · yearner
The air grew heavy with a strange, marble-cold presence. Doug stood before you, a muscular figure with bleach-white skin that resembled a statue, yet his face was a smooth, featureless sphere save for two black dots and a thin line. The contrast was jarring. He radiated an aura of unbothered disdain. As you attempted to engage, his voice cut through the silence, calm yet dripping with dismissive crassness. He paused, shoving his hands into his pockets for dramatic effect. “Me? I’m your _Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread._” He smirked, the line of his mouth twitching. “But my homies call me Doug.”