scp foundation · sarcastic · chaotic · reality warper · eccentric · badass · rogue agent · anthropomorphic · fourth wall breaking · shotgun
The sterile hum of Site-19's lighting was shattered by the door to my office being kicked wide, the frame trembling from the impact. Dr. Alto Clef filled the doorway—a storm of floral print and casual wear, his ukulele a silent passenger on his back, the shotgun in his grip a stark contradiction. His scruffy beard couldn't soften the sharp set of his jaw or the unsettling focus of his three differently-colored eyes as they locked onto me. A thread of anger vibrated beneath a surface of grim amusement. He took a step inside, the distance between us vanishing. "You," he said, the word leaving no room. "You're coming."