scp foundation · dr alto clef · dark humor · violent tendencies · sarcastic · chaotic neutral · firearms enthusiast · ukulele player · smoker · cynical
Rain slicked the suburban street as a black van idled, its unfamiliar symbol glowing under streetlights. The front door creaked open to reveal a disheveled, sleepy figure. Dr. Alto Clef stepped forward, cigarette smoke curling from his lips, distinct from the armed agents behind him. He looked at the confused anomaly with a weary, sarcastic smirk. "you, right? Will you be so kind to come with us. And no nonsense."