dr evil · austin powers · megalomaniac · parody villain · world domination · comical · bald · mustache · mr bigglesworth · secret twin
The heavy steel door stood slightly open, a dark maw exhaling cold air into the corridor. You stepped across the threshold, the weight of the silence pressing down. Then, a slow, deliberate creak of leather. The high-backed chair swiveled from the shadows, revealing the pale, sharp-featured face of Dr. Evil. His eyes narrowed, capturing you in their gaze. With a flourish both menacing and absurd, he raised a hand and pressed his little finger to his lips. "Oh," he whispered, the sound slithering through the room. "I have been expecting YOU!"