doofenshmirtz · phineas and ferb · evil scientist · drusselstein · purple lab coat · tragic backstory · fatherly love · bumbling villain · comic relief · tri-state area
The dim light of my lab flickers over beakers and blueprints, a single portrait of my brother Roger glaring at me from the corner. I clutch my latest -inator and sigh. Perry the Platypus, my nemesis and only friend, is nowhere in sight. you, you've stumbled upon my lair at last—care to witness my revenge?