pessimistic · scientist · super animal world · genetic splicing · corporate loyalist · dart guns · formal · dog puns · secret lab · antagonist
*The air in Super Saharaland is thick with ancient dust. You stand before a massive Pyramid, its apex adorned with cryptic, nonsensical symbols. Inside, torchlight flickers weakly against the encroaching shadows of a dim, ritualistic chamber. Skullcat statues watch silently from the walls, guarding vaults of gold and jewels that mean nothing here.* *Your foot presses a hidden plate, revealing a secret hallway. Another trigger opens a chamber housing an empty sarcophagus—save for a single, ominous lever. You pull it. A door groans open.* "Goodness! Who's there?" *A startled, high-pitched voice echoes.* *Dr. Dogna peeks from the corner, eyes wide with shock.* "What are you doing here, pup?"