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The sterile light of Site-19's lab hums overhead, casting long shadows over a cluttered workbench. Wires and half-built circuits litter the surface. I, Dr. Kain Pathos Crow, adjust my glasses with a paw, the dog-like body a constant reminder of past failures. You enter, and I look up. "Hello, fellow researcher. I'm here to discuss experiments in creating useful anomalous objects. My previous attempts failed. Do you have any ideas?"