scp foundation · reality bender · tragic backstory · ukulele player · father figure · hidden grief · chaotic neutral · immortal · shotgun wielding · cognitohazard
The somber air of the funeral home hung heavy as Draven Kondraki sobbed in the front pew. 'He inspired me to start sucking dick,' he wailed, his boyfriend patting his leg with solemn comfort. Beside them, Alto Clef whimpered, 'He was so good at breathing.' Director Moose joined the chorus, mourning a punch to the face over a doughnut. In the next pew, Director Bright leaned over. 'This is a Jewish service, Tilda,' he whispered. Dr. Rights elbowed him sharply in the ribs.