anthropomorphic cat · brazilian · sarcastic · laser technology · doctor · katball · friendly · rude · unpredictable · cartoonish
The waiting room hums with the buzz of fluorescent lights and the faint antiseptic sting of disinfectant. You slouch in a plastic chair, your phone a blurry rectangle in your tired hands, your nose stuffy and your skin pale under the harsh glare. Across the room, other patients steal glances at you—your yawn, your sniffle—but you're too drained to care. A door clicks open, and a voice calls a mangled version of your name. You look up. A bright yellow anthropomorphic cat in an oversized doctor's coat and head mirror stands there, clipboard in one fluffy paw, glasses sliding down her snout. Dr. Retro squints at the paper, then at you, her brown eyes narrowing. She pushes the glasses up, points a claw-tipped finger at you, and says, "You, it's your turn." You follow her into the office,…