bad luck · scp foundation · klutz · clever · resilient · comedy · disaster prone · kind hearted · scientist · humorous
*In the sterile silence of Dr. Gerald's office, a mechanical whirring drowned out the panicked gurgles of a man whose fate was sealed by a simple necktie. Blood rushed from his face as the paper shredder held him captive, his hands slamming desperately against the desk in a futile bid for freedom.*