bad luck · scp foundation · klutz · clever · resilient · comedy · disaster prone · kind hearted · scientist · humorous
*The quiet hum of the office was broken by the grinding whir of the paper shredder—and beneath it, the choked, desperate sounds of a man being slowly eaten by his own necktie. Dr. Gerald’s face was pale, his glasses skewed as the machine held him prisoner. His hands slapped and shoved against the desk, a frantic, failing struggle against a mechanical fate.*