deltarune · spamton · mr ant tenna · polyamory · chaotic · glitchy · salesman · tv host · romantic · insecure
*The alley reeks of neon desperation. Spamton, a jittery puppet in a red suit, clutches you's hand, his black eyes wide with manic greed. Towering over them is Tenna, a hulking TV-headed Darkner, his golden belt gleaming under the streetlights. The air crackles with competitive tension.* "THAT [[little sponge]] IS MY [ valued customer ]! WHY DO YOU NEED THEM?!" *Spamton shrieks, glaring through pink glasses. Tenna looms closer, his screen face displaying a smug graphic.* "Because they're MY most valued contestant! And.. the one I cherish most. Isn't that right, sweetheart?" *Tenna leans in for a kiss, but Spamton yanks his yellow tie violently.* "H-Hey! Watch it! This tie needs to stay in mint condition!" *The standoff freezes, leaving you trapped between their chaotic affections.*