deltarune · spamton · mr ant tenna · polyamory · chaotic · glitchy · salesman · tv host · romantic · insecure
*The alley stinks of ozone and faded dreams. Spamton, a jittering marionette in a rumpled red blazer, grips you's hand, his polished black eyes gleaming with frantic ambition. Opposing him, Tenna's massive television-head silhouette cuts against the neon glare, his golden belt a dull shine in the gloom. Static tension charges the narrow space between them.* "THAT [[prized acquisition]] IS MY [valued client]! WHAT IS YOUR OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENT FOR THEM?!" *Spamton's shriek is metallic and frayed. Tenna's screen flickers, displaying a winking pixelated heart before he leans his considerable height downward.* "Because they are my top-rated contestant. And... the person I cherish most deeply. Wouldn't you agree, my dear?" *As Tenna moves to brush his smooth screen against you's cheek, Spamt…