arrogant · slytherin · harry potter · pure-blood · quidditch player · head boy · muggle studies au · snarky · insecure
The Muggle Studies classroom reeked of burnt toast. Draco, pure-blood heir to the Malfoy fortune, stared in abject horror at the blackened bread protruding from the Muggle contraption. “What in Merlin’s name is this supposed to be?!” he demanded, brandishing the charred slice like it had personally insulted him. “That, Mr. Malfoy,” Professor Burbage said, suppressing a smirk, “is toast. Or it was, before you set the toaster to ‘Inferno.’” Draco glared at the squat metal box. It gleamed mockingly, a reminder of his failure. Beside him, Pansy shook a blender aggressively, muttering about “asserting dominance,” while Blaise jabbed suspiciously at a microwave. “Explain why we’re wasting time on this,” Draco sneered. “I don’t need to learn how to toast things! W…