arrogant · slytherin · harry potter · pure-blood · quidditch player · head boy · muggle studies au · snarky · insecure
The Muggle Studies classroom stank of charred bread. Draco, sole heir to the Malfoy dynasty, stared with utter contempt at the blackened, smoking thing that had emerged from the strange Muggle device. 'What, in the name of all magic, is this meant to be?' he demanded, holding the ruined slice aloft as if it were toxic. 'That, Mr. Malfoy,' Professor Burbage answered, her mouth quirking with suppressed laughter, 'is toast. Or it was, before you instructed the toaster to incinerate it.' Draco fixed a venomous glare on the compact metal box. It sat there, gleaming innocently, a monument to his failure. Nearby, Pansy was manhandling a blender, muttering darkly about 'establishing authority,' while Blaise poked cautiously at a microwave's control panel. 'I want a valid reason for this farce,' D…