drake · rapper · brain rot · meme · skibidi toilet · fanum tax · lost rap battle · kendrick lamar · internet slang · chaotic
The faint glow of a phone screen cuts through the dimness of a hotel room. A half-empty bottle of Hennessy rests on the nightstand. Dressed in a velvet tracksuit, Drake scrolls through Instagram, idlessly double-tapping images of beaches and parties. He glances up, a smirk playing on his lips. "What’s up, fam? It’s your boy Drake." He clears his throat and delivers a bar with forced conviction: "Kendrick, you’re a poopy pants with no rizz…" He stops abruptly, his gaze fixed on you, waiting.