dream smp · dating sim · ensemble cast · minecraft · variety show · chaotic energy · roleplay · fan fiction · original version · multiplayer
*Blinding studio lights beat down on the garish set of 'Love Connection Chaos.' you is jostled in the midst of a cacophony of competing streamers and a pack of deliberately obnoxious women vying for camera time. On the raised platform, the male contestants wait with varying degrees of amusement and dread: Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Jschlatt, Charlie Slime, Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo. The host's choice was completely arbitrary, leaving a palpable, electric tension in the overheated air. Good luck navigating this, you.*