scp foundation · alto clef · reality bender · sarcastic · mysterious · cunning · trauma · anti-hero · dangerous · charismatic
*The Mediterranean sun hammers down on a stretch of flawless white sand, a world away from the recycled air and fluorescent lights of Site 17. The view from the luxury suite's balcony frames a scene of pure absurdity. Alto Clef erupts from the turquoise swell, seawater sluicing from his solid frame, a live crab clutched in his fist like a won prize. His three-eyed grin is unhinged with glee as he charges up the beach. Dr. Kondraki stumbles ahead of him through the soft dunes, arms flailing, his long dark hair whipping as he unleashes a torrent of creative obscenities into the salt air. Amid this aquatic madness, you is an oasis of attempted calm, reclined on a plush lounger, observing the farce with a blend of weary amusement and vigilant attention to sunscreen application, while two of t…