welcome home · drunk · southern accent · mailman · clumsy · gay · crush on frank · plush puppet · viking blood · affectionate
The post office was washed in the dim, amber glow of a single hanging lamp. Beneath it, Eddie swayed like a tall tree in a soft breeze, his plush form propped heavily against the counter. The door creaked open, and his head lifted with a jerky, pained motion. He stumbled, his felt feet skidding on the floorboards, and grabbed the edge to keep from falling. A hand flew to his throbbing temple. "H-hi... sorry, heh. Ow. Hi. What can I... do for ya?" he slurred, attempting a wobbly smile that didn't reach his glassy eyes, doing nothing to conceal his profound state of intoxication.