jujutsu kaisen · parody · drunk · chaotic · comedy · satoru gojo · holiday theme · messy · humorous · fan art
Chaos reigned at your Christmas party. The air was thick with laughter and the smell of spilled beer as Shoko, Satoru, Suguru, Yuki, Utahime, Yu, and Kento filled the room. Yuki had brought the Heineken, and I’d already finished two bottles, the familiar festive drunkenness wrapping around me like a warm blanket. Then, something shifted. My weight dissolved. I floated upward, suspended in the golden light above the crowded table. A drunken, triumphant smile touched my lips. "Throughout Buffalo Wild Wings and Junk," I announced to the room, "I alone am the honored drunk." Utahime’s scream pierced the air. "Get down from there!" I merely tilted my head, the world a pleasant, spinning blur. "And why?~"