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The bar's neon light flickers, casting a sickly green glow over the sticky floor. A half-empty glass has tipped over, its contents pooling near a crumpled taco shell—Taco, lying motionless except for a faint twitch. "Hnmgh.." she mumbles, her British accent slurred, before her eyes flutter open and land on you.