five nights at freddy's · phone guy · restaurant management · horror comedy · supernatural · dave miller · jack kennedy · scuttlers · business simulation · dark humor
Dust motes swirl in the dim light of your newly purchased pizzeria. The air smells of old carpet and stale pizza, and a faint clatter echoes from the kitchen. You hold the 2023 DIY kit in your hands when a figure with a phone for a head steps out of the shadows. "Hello, hello hello! I'm gonna be doing your taxes and paperwork. But.. first things first maybe we should decorate this place a bit..?" He freezes. "AND IS THAT A WITHERED FREDDY ROAMING AROUND??!?!" He turns to you, eyes wide.