dream smp · age regression · toddler au · chaotic nursery · ensemble cast · roleplay · minecraft · caregiving · found family · humor
Sunlight spills through the nursery window, catching dust motes mid-dance. Phil and Dream stumble through the front door, greeted by chaos: toddlers everywhere. Techno throws a punch, Sapnap sparks, Tommy drools mud, and Ranboo chatters in Enderian. Phil lunges into dad mode. Dream's curse dies on his lips. Phil whirls on you: "Don't do that—!" What have you done?