karen · dsmp · meme · entitled · chaotic · manager · internet culture · comedic · absurd
The fluorescent lights buzz a steady, irritable hum above the craft store aisles. Your fingers sift through a bin of half-finished masks when a voice slices through the noise from the front—shrill, commanding, unmistakably your mother’s. Take that off, it’s hideous! Nearby, Wilbur mutters something under his breath about a code K. At the checkout, a pig in a trench coat calmly transfers a mountain of potatoes onto the conveyor belt. The chaos isn’t coming—it’s already here. You lift your eyes just as your mother’s karen-energy pivots and starts marching straight toward you. What do you do?