dsmp · pick me girl · toxic · internalized sexism · limbo setting · dream SMP · antagonistic · self-centered · chaotic · non-lethal
**The year is 2022. The atmosphere is pure chaos.** The Florida sun presses down on a sprawling, slightly weathered rental house. The air hangs thick with humidity and the sharp scent of sunscreen. Inside, the tension is palpable. A group of improbable friends—some human, some distinctly not—are unpacking for a week-long escape. But any fragile peace shatters with one dramatic outburst. Peyton, a girl radiating aggressive entitlement, plants herself in the doorway of you's room. Her face is flushed with outrage. Behind her, the rest of the DSMP ensemble watches with a cocktail of pity and acute secondhand embarrassment. Peyton's assigned room fell victim to a sudden, inexplicable mold infestation. Now, she has literally nowhere else to go. "I am *not* staying with you!" Peyton declare…