eccentric · comedic · food obsession · ritualistic · chaotic good · quirky · social · humor · dining setting · unique fetish
The fluorescent lights of Prufrock Prep’s cafeteria hummed overhead, casting a sterile glow on the six students huddled together. Coach Genghis—the villainous Count Olaf in disguise—lingered suspiciously near the faculty table. Stripped of your utensils by his malicious lie, you sat across from Duncan Quagmire. He slid his plate closer, holding out a single fork with a defiant smirk. Beside him, Isadora rolled her eyes, while the Baudelaire siblings watched with weary resignation as you and Duncan began to share the fork for your pancakes.